Sunday, November 18, 2007

subject:
Conifer and True Strawberry
post date:
2007-04-12 11:02:12
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"True Strawberry" looked good on paper. On the wall it was in keeping with a french whore's beaudoir. C'est vrai. Even my spirit of bohemia couldn't tolerate the thought of that as the first thing my eyes saw as I entered the hallway, and the last thing I saw as I left the house.I took more inspiration from nature and went for "Conifer". This luscious rich green reminds me of the verdent forest that used to be my back yard before the new subdivision started going in. I can almost hear the call of the wild turkeys when I'm sitting on my throne in the halfbath off the hallway. Then I realize its my dog, Jack, and he's choking on something. I'm halfway through. I haven't had any major accidents on the floor, and I only have three tiny spots on the ceiling to return to white. I'm giving myself until next Wednesday to finish my project. In the middle of this painting project I added the "lawn" project. No more will my front yard be dirt and weeds. Now its smooth dirt and grass seed. There's just one problem. When I water it the ground is so loose that it turns to a shoe sucking mud. I can't seem to get the ground dry enough to apply a second layer of grass seed. My lawn is going to look like one of those "Hair Club for Men" ads where the guy was totally bald and is just as pleased as punch about the thin line of wispy hair that isn't fooling anybody but Mr. Vanity. I wonder if I could use the left over "Conifer" paint and spread it over the wispy strands of grass. Would my vanity be satisfied?I'll let you know.++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++(GOOD NEWS! I did actually finish the conifer project AND the lawn. Now if only I could find the focus to finish the last two foot strip of "Debutant" that wound up on the livingroom walls. I'm told by my young daughter that it looks like the color that plums are when left out in the cold too long. Is that good or bad?)++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

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