Sunday, November 18, 2007

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Turning Decapitation into a WIN!
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2007-05-19 21:33:28
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I got stuck in a rummage sale frame of mind today. "EVERYTHING MUST GO!" was the keynote. This led to General Mom (me), ordering about Privates Son, Daughter, and Husband. My orders included dragging EVERY box of unidentified odds and ends up from the basement, and even my gigantic elf with the huge sack - Santa.Santa didn't make it. Well, his head didn't. He took out a very treasured hanging votive holder in the hallway with his bag of goodies as Private Son shoved the six and a half foot elf outside. Then his head fell onto the driveway. Interestingly enough a huge glob of plastic/ceramic stuff fell out of his neck area. The brain. Not a single sugar plum in sight. I guess the dancing candied fruit is only in the heads of those nestled snug in their beds.GOOD NEWS THOUGH! We're all going to take turns being Santa's head. We salvaged the beard, and as any mall goer knows - its the beard and the outfit that counts. He looks creepy decapitated, but I think the stand in cranium idea is a winner. Next time I'll include the beard.Oh, and then it poured rain on my rummage sale long enough for me to make some command decisions. I just gave more orders to MOVE OUT and IN TO THE GARAGE! I must have made a least fifty dollars in an eight hour period. Whoo hooo! I took everybody out to see "28 Weeks Later" and got the Captain Jack Sparrow (drooooooooling here) refillable popcorn bucket so the summer movie season will be filled with sure popcorn, if not sure hits. The movie made me jump and think about the instinct to survive. I liked it.After the movie we all stood in the crowded lobby and played a game. Its called "PSYCHE!!FINGER or Do You See What I See?" One person (in this case my husband) assumes an expression of wonder (a slack jawed open mouth is the best way to impart that emotion) and points towards the sky (or the ceiling in an interior setting). Another person (in this case me) observes the crowd to see how many heads will turn upwards to try and see the wonderous object. I counted seven in the brief moment I had before giggles took over. Its been a good day.
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