Sunday, November 18, 2007

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Fruit Fly Alert!
post date:
2006-12-25 21:39:40
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I had a wonderful Christmas. Those of you who have kept up on my blogs at www.myspace.com/sylara know that I'm a sensual person. Thus when I'm stressed by the fact that my hero Kyrandos sends me videos of him fucking some nice girl (I just couldn't figure out why my intense enjoyment of his mind wasn't sufficient for him) - I went shopping for things to apply to my skin that would make me smell delicious. Edible in fact. Part of my Christmas presents included luscious smelling notions and potions, and I didn't even have to be assaulted with an amateur porn movie to get them. My one concern upon reviewing my after bubble bath ritual this afternoon was that I could potentially face a new hazard. No - not more offerings from my eclectic collection of weirdo friends: FRUIT FLY ATTACK!Coconut scrub took the top layer of skin cells off my body. After a vigrous rub down with fluffy towel I smeared a wonderfully thick body creme everywhere - it was called "Happiness", but I did detect an aroma of citrus and sandlewood. After I slid across my sheets I grabbed a bottle of Black Cherry Vanilla oil. This is my favorite concoction to slather on my wings and neck and arms, oh fine - in all the crevices and crannies I have too. To top it off I gently misted myself with "Sensual Amber" eau d'cologne. I am a walking fruit salad. I smell good though. *swats at a pesky buzzing*
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