subject:
The Elephants
post date:
2007-05-15 22:35:00
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A few thoughts on the debate with all 10 republican candidates -Tommy Thompson has HUGE ears. Those suckers look like Mr. Potato Head ears. Maybe the make-up plyer should have considered dabbing some foundation on those babies. They GLOWED with luminous energy. Scary.Mit Romney said "PRECIPITOUSLY" - I liked that. Plus he sort of has Ronny Regan's hair doo. I like that too. He looks like Superman. Nice voice. Long fingers. mmm...Mike Huckabee's right eye is stuck looking to the right. And he's a REPUBLICAN. Oh, sweet irony. He looks alot like Kevin Spacey. I wonder if he has fantasies about teenage cheerleaders laying in rose petals?Mccain has gerbil cheeks. Lots of seeds in there.Brownback isn't gonna win - has a 17 year old daughter that drives like crap apparently. She ruins the milage on their hybrid car. His eyes look like the slit on the end of a penis. I have no idea why I have that image, beyond the fact that its true. I've gone eye to "eye" with at least three. *shrugs*Another guy that won't win looks like a ravaged, haired Jean Luc Picard and whines like a fishwife.Gilmore gets points for plugging his website - but loses them for reading from notes.Some other guy that won't win uses superfluous sentences like - "And I'm going to tell you why". Big fucking tease... JUST TELL US. We'll know when you're doing it!Ahhh... the old "do we torture" scenario. Enhanced interrogation! -Mccain says NO!Guilliani says YES!Romney avoids an answer! Oh, then he says MAYBE!Thompson says, - well his ears distracted me again and I forgot what he said...Hunter says YES! And gives a whole hour to those that will be doing the torture to get the information back to him.Gilmore is going to go ask the UN. And then he's going to just go off and not answer the question.I say Guilliani and Romney will be the front runners for the nomination. I have to go buy some peanuts...
Sunday, November 18, 2007
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