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The Forest Path
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2007-08-13 15:39:25
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I will make this fun. Damn it.I have a new video project entitled "The Amazing Shrinking Ass". It came to a screetching (maybe gasping) halt after I ran out of jeans that I could squeeze in to in order to make it appear as if my ass were shrinking. Compression is not the same.I studied the math of the situation. Calories expended must be more than calories consumed. Not just once a month, or once a week, but EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY.I will make this fun. Damn it.Enter the imaginary "Forest Path". This is the trip I trapse on a treadmill. Ever see the movie "In Pursuit of Happyness"? You know the scene where the dad makes sleeping in the bathroom of a bus station a grand adventure to escape dinosaurs?The dinosaurs have arrived on my "Forest Path". They're big, and loud, and oddly enough - motivating.I discovered I like it when sweat trickles down my neck and back. Huh...I thought I was forever going to miss my rat Miss Muppet urinating on me in ratty love and freedom; now I think I'll just miss her soft fur and will to be free. It worked. I'm having fun.
Sunday, November 18, 2007
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