Nekyia's Threshold

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First Dates and Fairy Tales
post date:
2007-04-12 10:55:06
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(This relationship didn't last for my son - but this moment lives on in my storehouse of gleeful memories.)My 16 year old son went out on his first date tonight. I was ecstatic. What a priceless opportunity to pass on all the wisdom I'd gathered in my years of being the exact same gender he was now going to try and engage in some sort of social intercourse. I drove him to the meeting place. He was staring into the sideview mirror, checking his hair, his face, his teeth. I tried to break the silence of tension and nervousness. "You should tell her she looks nice, girls like that." He glared at me.I tried another conversational gambit. "So what was her name?" He stared at me flatly and answered, "I already told you." I wasn't going to be defeated this time. I started playing an updated teenage version of Rumplestiltskin. "Is her name Amy?" "NO", he looked slightly happier, glad to have his old mom at a loss."ummmm....Verouka?""No. In its shortened version it's a man's name." Apparently the possible ridiculous wasn't going to be a hit. I decided to just go for the totally ridiculous."Is it Dick?"He actually had to BITE HIS LIP to keep from smiling. "What female name do you know that has "Dick" in it?"I had to keep it civil. "DICKERELLA!" He had to get out of the car then, we'd arrived at ground Z (for ZOWIE, its LOVE).This is when my tale turns twisted and fairies begin to make an obvious appearance. Take a deep breath. Wiggle around in your chair a little and relax. Traditional fairy tales are best told to children or the young at heart. For this twisted tale I chose a male friend of mine with exquisite taste in music and a capacity to enjoy my aberrations. I'd been telling him about my adventure's to ground ZOWIE, and it turned in to this: Monica says:I could have answered any number of thingsMonica says:but I kept it to a civil "Dickerella"Monica says:she turns in to a dildo at midnightMonica says:course I didn't add that partN says:fuck! i so totally love the way your mind works!Monica says:and the lesbian princess goes throughout the land with the red velvet sack*Monica says:that Dickerella dropped upon tumbling down the stairway to her waiting Condom CoachMonica says:lolMonica says:see, this is an empowering woman themeMonica says:lesbians - WE DUN'T NEED NO FUCKIN' MEN, MANGMonica says:safe sex - Condom CoachesMonica says:female orgasm - DildosMonica says:The princess found Dickerella and they lived happily ever after - espcially after midnight. Never THE END, because life is one big "O", and the cycle continues.N says:back!Monica says:did you turn in to a dildo?*See the blog "Bottomless Women and Cups of Coffee for the proper reference of the "red sack".