Sunday, November 18, 2007

subject:
The New SS
post date:
2007-10-31 20:26:59
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As I mentioned in my blog "HUH?", I celebrated my birthday with my stranger peoples in an ornate theater filled with chaos and power.Damn it, women are NOT men. I do not want to see some powered down mosh pit fondly refered to as a "chick pit". I want to tremble in fear that the power of the pit is going to break free and over me. I don't wanna worry about getting a really hard smack with the side of a boob. (Oh please don't even mention the Tawny Peaks lawsuit and the whiplash injury).But ladies, aren't we built for abuse of our own? What is the luscious plump curve of a woman's more maximus glutious for if not for spanking? What better to deliver a stinging slap than the pampered and softened palm of a woman under the influence of primal screams and drums?I would like to see a new phenomenom instigated - the "Splanking Spawn". In the middle of a metal concert will be the male driven mosh pit, and the female run Splanking Spawn. Spanking and Slapping. Bend over and grab your ankles, bitch. Let me help you focus that aggression. Stand up and turn the cheek towards me that you want to bear the imprint of my palm. A soothing lick from a warm tongue over sweat salted skin will follow. And who's allowed to swim in the spawn? Women of course, but also men who are ready to acknowledge the power of She.

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